Still Passing Open Windows ....: Detox

January 18, 2010

Detox

Sunday night: read detox book for the 15th time and decide that a 2 day detox is totally doable.

Monday:

9a.m. drink hot water, lemon juice and honey. Quite pleasant.

10a.m. orange and banana smoothie (oranges are not recommended, but let's not be too precious; they are fruit after all. The rot begins to set in, although I don't realise it.)

10.30a.m. Mind to self: "Let's have a Reeses Pieces Peanut Butter Cup." Self: "No! Detox!" Mind: "Ok. You're right."

10.45a.m. 2 teaspoons of linseeds with a glass of water

10.55a.m. Mind: "Let's have a Reeses." Self: "No!" Mind: "Come on ..."

11a.m. Read book

11.05a.m. Book is boring. Mind: "Let's have a Reeses."

11.06a.m. One peanut butter cup is eaten.

11.10a.m. Four peanut butter cups are lined up on the arm of the armchair and eaten.

11.15a.m. The peanut butter cups are very sweet. One cup of coffee is drunk.

11.30a.m. Four more Reeses are eaten.

11.45a.m. Two slices of toast and butter and marmite are eaten.

11.46a.m. The detox is now officially dead.

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Comments

That sounds pretty much like what would happen if I tried to detox. Except it would be Hershey kisses.

Posted by: Mel | January 18, 2010 at 11:01 AM

The detox is dead. Long live the detox.

I just read WAY too many of your posts in a row, I'm so sory I've been behind. Mate. Thinking of you, sending you peace, as you make the next decisions about ... it all.

Fucks sake. My words seem trivial - I hope you keep trying. Am I allowed to even say that? It's none of my frickin business ... I just wish this for you so so much.

Love to you C.

xoxoxox

Posted by: edenland | January 20, 2010 at 06:12 PM

That's what would happen to me too. I've been doing good at watching what I eat, but today I wasn't hungry, but had the munchies at work. A cheese veggie omelet and hash browns later, I felt much better, LOL!

Posted by: Heather | January 21, 2010 at 05:49 PM